Here are a few quotes from Erma Bombeck.
Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.
One thing they never tell you about child raising is that for the rest of your life, at the drop of a hat, you are expected to know your child's name and how old he or she is.
I do not participate in any sport with ambulances at the bottom of a hill.
Anybody who watches three games of football in a row should be declared brain dead.
Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth.
I come from a family where gravy is considered a beverage.
It is fast approaching the point where I don't want to elect anyone stupid enough to want the job. (on the US presidency)
When humor goes, there goes civilization.
The art of never making a mistake is crucial to motherhood. To be effective and to gain the respect she needs to function, a other must have her children believe she has never engaged in sex, never made a bad decision, never caused her own mother a moment's anxiety, and was never a child.
You hear a lot of dialogue on the death of the American family. Families aren't dying. They're merging into big conglomerates.
Thanksgiving dinners take eighteen hours to prepare. They are consumed in twelve minutes. Half-times take twelve minutes. This is not coincidence.
Don't confuse fame with success. Madonna is one; Helen Keller is the other.
Thursday, June 18, 2009
Last dinner ENTECH 2009-worth to be missed
who is standing here? let see,hey,. its me,.....hahahah that night, very simple outfit, just "baju kurung" i think everyone look gorgeous,... let it be, but that night, it very lovely night..owh, i think i forgot the gift door....uwaaaaaa....what a great night!!!
popie, rohani, junior 3rd year, atiey and thisha.....
you see, amir and romi is verry funny...they all is worth to be missed...meet at convocation next month....
the girl beside me is cassy, she look very traditional more than me, she wearing the 'kebaya nyonya', if i not mistaken...she really know how to cook 'laksa sarawak'.. its really great....yummy....miss her a lot...
More picture coz picture is memory.....
ok, there is more picture i put....there is only me inside...next time i put others in OK???
being at this age, i still act like this.....shame!!!
when we on discussion on colour of pipe line, someone take our picture..hey! ask for permission first...hahahahah
there is when our group waiting for our fashion show....we get 2nd price... and tell you what, i think that i do speak fast.....im improving myself in time to time....and i like if everyone help me to achieve that goal......
with CEC staff....
being at this age, i still act like this.....shame!!!
when we on discussion on colour of pipe line, someone take our picture..hey! ask for permission first...hahahahah
there is when our group waiting for our fashion show....we get 2nd price... and tell you what, i think that i do speak fast.....im improving myself in time to time....and i like if everyone help me to achieve that goal......
with CEC staff....
Boiler maintainance...
now, on 17th June 2009, our OI programme being doing the boiler cleaning...huhu...the boiler is very dirt and we pleased to clean it since I've been so bored doing the startup and shut down boiler.....serious, i never like the repeating things... i like learn spontaneously...even though i know that i not a genius or whatever they called... but the cleaning, i love it.....
you see what i holding to? it is fiber, it makes i got nose bleeding that afternoon.. even though we wear the safety mask, the fiber still can go into blood....hopefully, nothing happened to me in the future....
we holding fiberglass, while others just holding "kain buruk"
what is i wearing ???? i just wonder, still not safety when wearing this...
did i look chubby....uwaaaaaaaaaa~
see, it hot but we not wearing anything when we do the work....
positive, im chubby when i come ito this programme...uuuuu~~
just posing for fun, the conclusion is, wear black if you want to get dirt.~~~(^_~)"
you see what i holding to? it is fiber, it makes i got nose bleeding that afternoon.. even though we wear the safety mask, the fiber still can go into blood....hopefully, nothing happened to me in the future....
we holding fiberglass, while others just holding "kain buruk"
what is i wearing ???? i just wonder, still not safety when wearing this...
did i look chubby....uwaaaaaaaaaa~
see, it hot but we not wearing anything when we do the work....
positive, im chubby when i come ito this programme...uuuuu~~
just posing for fun, the conclusion is, wear black if you want to get dirt.~~~(^_~)"
2 days with those fellas...
this is my 2nd group...
there is kak tasa, princess yatt, kak tikah, aisyah, ziha, syamsul, zul. sariman. hairini and wan
...
and of course me inside...we making the bridge from newspaper and etc... it was so interesting when Mr tan test our bridge with bowling ball and our bridge not damage....huhu
there is kak tasa, princess yatt, kak tikah, aisyah, ziha, syamsul, zul. sariman. hairini and wan
...
and of course me inside...we making the bridge from newspaper and etc... it was so interesting when Mr tan test our bridge with bowling ball and our bridge not damage....huhu
Monday, June 15, 2009
convocation & allowance???
no money for convocation this July..hate the person in charge for our allowance... it is not enough OK, need to pay for convocation, room, bank,sister, and bla bla bla...hate when i don't have enough money to help myself and help my family, i just want to work and help myself and family...it just shame whenn i still asking my mother to bank in some money... serious, i eat a lot~ lalalala... i gain weight here...but still cute..wahahahha...when you baby, you dont need to worry anything...but when we grow up, all we need to think.....arghhhh~
just learn it or leave it... that is how life goes...
really hate peolpe like that
serious, past 3 weeks, I've been friend with someone....and guess who?, it someone i said..... is he or she i just dont wanna mention here....life is like that, are they played with me or what...what i am to them... sometimes i hate it, but honestly, nobody approach me like he or she approach me...serious, like hell in heaven... that is impossible for me to be with he or she.... but i kind like that approach, try me... look fierce but still have tears in eyes... just wanna cry all night and days...just dont wanna live like this here......damn.!!!!!
Monday, June 8, 2009
just for fun...present the "Funny Facts"
Antarctica is the only continent without reptiles or snakes. (erhmm...hate snakes)
An eagle can kill a young deer and fly away with it. (so, what about me, can eagle fly with me??)
In the Caribbean there are oysters that can climb trees. (i will never eat oysters in Caribbean)
Intelligent people have more zinc and copper in their hair. (in hair?? i think i not that intelligent because there is no zinc in my hair..huhuhu)
The world's youngest parents were 8 and 9 and lived in China in 1910. (no comment)
Mark Twain didn't graduate from elementary school. (who's?)
Proportional to their weight, men are stronger than horses.
Pilgrims ate popcorn at the first Thanksgiving dinner.
They have square watermelons in Japan - they stack better.
Iceland consumes more Coca-Cola per capita than any other nation.
Heinz Catsup leaving the bottle travels at 25 miles per year.
It is possible to lead a cow upstairs but not downstairs.
Armadillos can be housebroken.
The first Fords had engines made by Dodge.
A mole can dig a tunnel 300 feet long in just one night.
Peanuts are one of the ingredients in dynamite.
Ancient Egyptians slept on pillows made of stone.
A hippo can open its mouth wide enough to fit a 4 foot tall child inside.
A quarter has 119 grooves on its edge, a dime has one less groove.
A hummingbird weighs less than a penny.
Until 1796, there was a state in the United States called Franklin. Today it is known as Tennessee.
The flashing warning light on the cylindrical Capitol Records tower spells out HOLLYWOOD in Morse code.
Every time you lick a stamp, you're consuming 1/10 of a calorie.
The average person has over 1,460 dreams a year.
One in every 4 Americans has appeared on television.
The average American will eat about 11.9 pounds of cereal per year.
Over 1,000 birds a year die from smashing into windows.
The State of Florida is bigger than England.
Ants stretch when they wake up in the morning.
It's against the law to have a pet dog in Iceland.
Thomas Edison, light bulb inventor, was afraid of the dark.
During your lifetime, you'll eat about 60,000 pounds of food. That's the weight of about 6 elephants.
Some ribbon worms will eat themselves if they can't find any food.
Dolphins sleep with one eye open.
The world's oldest piece of chewing gum is 9000 years old.
In space, astronauts cannot cry, because there is no gravity, so the tears can't flow.
About 3000 years ago, most Egyptians died by the time they were 30.
More people use blue toothbrushes than red ones.
A sneeze travels out your mouth at over 100 m.p.h.
Your ribs move about 5 million times a year, every time you breathe.
In the White House, there are 13,092 knives, forks and spoons.
Slugs have 4 noses.
Recycling one glass jar saves enough energy to watch TV for 3 hours.
Lightning strikes about 6,000 times per minute on this planet.
Owls are the only birds who can see the color blue.
The average American drinks about 600 sodas a year.
It's against the law to slam your car door in Switzerland.
There wasn't a single pony in the Pony Express, just horses.
Honeybees have hair on their eyes.
A jellyfish is 95 percent water.
In Bangladesh, kids as young as 15 can be jailed for cheating on their finals.
A company in Taiwan makes dinnerware out of wheat, so you can eat your plate.
The elephant is the only mammal that can't jump.
The penguin is the only bird who can swim, but not fly.
The most common name in the world is Mohammed.
Q is the only letter in the alphabet that does not appear in the name of any of the United States.
America once issued a 5-cent bill.
You'll eat about 35,000 cookies in your lifetime.
Babe Ruth wore a cabbage leaf under his cap to keep him cool. He changed it every 2 innings.
Fortune cookies were actually invented in America, in 1918, by Charles Jung.
A giraffe can clean its ears with its 21-inch tongue.
Chewing gum while peeling onions will keep you from crying.
The pitches that Babe Ruth hit for his last-ever homerun and that Joe DiMaggio hit for his first-ever homerun where thrown by the same man.
Bats always turn left when exiting a cave.
The praying mantis is the only insect that can turn its head.
In Tokyo, they sell toupees for dogs.
There are over 52.6 million dogs in the U.S.
Dogs and cats consume almost $7 billion worth of pet food a year.
Baby robins eat 14 feet of earthworms every day.
The Pentagon has twice as many restrooms as necessary. When it was built, segregation was still in place in Virginia, so separate restrooms for blacks and whites were required by law.
In England, in the 1880's, "Pants" was considered a dirty word.
Most dust particles in your house are made from dead skin.
In 2003, there were 86 days of below-freezing weather in Hell, Michigan.
An eagle can kill a young deer and fly away with it. (so, what about me, can eagle fly with me??)
In the Caribbean there are oysters that can climb trees. (i will never eat oysters in Caribbean)
Intelligent people have more zinc and copper in their hair. (in hair?? i think i not that intelligent because there is no zinc in my hair..huhuhu)
The world's youngest parents were 8 and 9 and lived in China in 1910. (no comment)
Mark Twain didn't graduate from elementary school. (who's?)
Proportional to their weight, men are stronger than horses.
Pilgrims ate popcorn at the first Thanksgiving dinner.
They have square watermelons in Japan - they stack better.
Iceland consumes more Coca-Cola per capita than any other nation.
Heinz Catsup leaving the bottle travels at 25 miles per year.
It is possible to lead a cow upstairs but not downstairs.
Armadillos can be housebroken.
The first Fords had engines made by Dodge.
A mole can dig a tunnel 300 feet long in just one night.
Peanuts are one of the ingredients in dynamite.
Ancient Egyptians slept on pillows made of stone.
A hippo can open its mouth wide enough to fit a 4 foot tall child inside.
A quarter has 119 grooves on its edge, a dime has one less groove.
A hummingbird weighs less than a penny.
Until 1796, there was a state in the United States called Franklin. Today it is known as Tennessee.
The flashing warning light on the cylindrical Capitol Records tower spells out HOLLYWOOD in Morse code.
Every time you lick a stamp, you're consuming 1/10 of a calorie.
The average person has over 1,460 dreams a year.
One in every 4 Americans has appeared on television.
The average American will eat about 11.9 pounds of cereal per year.
Over 1,000 birds a year die from smashing into windows.
The State of Florida is bigger than England.
Ants stretch when they wake up in the morning.
It's against the law to have a pet dog in Iceland.
Thomas Edison, light bulb inventor, was afraid of the dark.
During your lifetime, you'll eat about 60,000 pounds of food. That's the weight of about 6 elephants.
Some ribbon worms will eat themselves if they can't find any food.
Dolphins sleep with one eye open.
The world's oldest piece of chewing gum is 9000 years old.
In space, astronauts cannot cry, because there is no gravity, so the tears can't flow.
About 3000 years ago, most Egyptians died by the time they were 30.
More people use blue toothbrushes than red ones.
A sneeze travels out your mouth at over 100 m.p.h.
Your ribs move about 5 million times a year, every time you breathe.
In the White House, there are 13,092 knives, forks and spoons.
Slugs have 4 noses.
Recycling one glass jar saves enough energy to watch TV for 3 hours.
Lightning strikes about 6,000 times per minute on this planet.
Owls are the only birds who can see the color blue.
The average American drinks about 600 sodas a year.
It's against the law to slam your car door in Switzerland.
There wasn't a single pony in the Pony Express, just horses.
Honeybees have hair on their eyes.
A jellyfish is 95 percent water.
In Bangladesh, kids as young as 15 can be jailed for cheating on their finals.
A company in Taiwan makes dinnerware out of wheat, so you can eat your plate.
The elephant is the only mammal that can't jump.
The penguin is the only bird who can swim, but not fly.
The most common name in the world is Mohammed.
Q is the only letter in the alphabet that does not appear in the name of any of the United States.
America once issued a 5-cent bill.
You'll eat about 35,000 cookies in your lifetime.
Babe Ruth wore a cabbage leaf under his cap to keep him cool. He changed it every 2 innings.
Fortune cookies were actually invented in America, in 1918, by Charles Jung.
A giraffe can clean its ears with its 21-inch tongue.
Chewing gum while peeling onions will keep you from crying.
The pitches that Babe Ruth hit for his last-ever homerun and that Joe DiMaggio hit for his first-ever homerun where thrown by the same man.
Bats always turn left when exiting a cave.
The praying mantis is the only insect that can turn its head.
In Tokyo, they sell toupees for dogs.
There are over 52.6 million dogs in the U.S.
Dogs and cats consume almost $7 billion worth of pet food a year.
Baby robins eat 14 feet of earthworms every day.
The Pentagon has twice as many restrooms as necessary. When it was built, segregation was still in place in Virginia, so separate restrooms for blacks and whites were required by law.
In England, in the 1880's, "Pants" was considered a dirty word.
Most dust particles in your house are made from dead skin.
In 2003, there were 86 days of below-freezing weather in Hell, Michigan.
Thursday, June 4, 2009
what im doing with japanese gadget..
actually, i really don't understand anything about how to read nihongo.... i just have a little fun here...just ignore it if you don't like it......heeee
memory...is valuable
Below is my friends from my educational year at UMT in Bachelor Technology (Environment).. they fun and worth to be missed. .=p
if you tell me, you don't know who is beside me, you gotta be kidding...
Romi is small guy while koko is the big guy (koko, don't bother what i said, okay?)... now, romi is working at Universiti Malaysia Terengganu (UMT).. yes, he is a great leader... for rakan muda, they know romi well.. Koko is from melaka, he now waiting for insep programme at Melaka... wish you luck koko..
chinda and cassy, is non muslim friends. chinda js Siamese while cassy is from sarawak, last time, she cook for us laksa sarawak, yummy...like it but not love it... it taste like herbal laksa...heheheh
the girl in peach t-shirt is natrah, from temerloh pahang, had brilliant ideas of funny thing.. we called her A'a.... she is very thin and tall...
Hutan lipur sekayu, Terengganu... lovely place to rest mind and having fun...
the red t-shirt is ayin, me in white, ifa in black, and athira wearing pink scarf..
This is rahim, a friend from pekan pahang, mix blood chinese malay.... height= taller than me...
weight= you can see yourself... voice decibel= surprisingly, lower than me...kekekeke
if you tell me, you don't know who is beside me, you gotta be kidding...
Romi is small guy while koko is the big guy (koko, don't bother what i said, okay?)... now, romi is working at Universiti Malaysia Terengganu (UMT).. yes, he is a great leader... for rakan muda, they know romi well.. Koko is from melaka, he now waiting for insep programme at Melaka... wish you luck koko..
chinda and cassy, is non muslim friends. chinda js Siamese while cassy is from sarawak, last time, she cook for us laksa sarawak, yummy...like it but not love it... it taste like herbal laksa...heheheh
the girl in peach t-shirt is natrah, from temerloh pahang, had brilliant ideas of funny thing.. we called her A'a.... she is very thin and tall...
Hutan lipur sekayu, Terengganu... lovely place to rest mind and having fun...the red t-shirt is ayin, me in white, ifa in black, and athira wearing pink scarf..
This is rahim, a friend from pekan pahang, mix blood chinese malay.... height= taller than me...weight= you can see yourself... voice decibel= surprisingly, lower than me...kekekeke
Is ryoki tachibana in real world...
smart, handsome, genius, cool, loving, caring, bla bla positive freak like ryoki tachibana, exist in real world?just wonder if there is people like him, i really want to meet him, just wonder if there is..show me..will ya.????
Learning is Fun Begin
my purpose enter this programme because i know that i can learn more how to become great person....lately, we've doing fun tasks..yesterday, my 2nd group doing fashion show.. surprisingly, we get 2nd place.....heheheehhe
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